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I don’t think you can actually say 'Strawberry boot lasses'. Have you ever had a strawberry?

They don’t taste anything like each other. That’s false advertising. I pay 39p to eat strawberry bootlaces to find there not strawberry at all there a mix of fruity plastic and flavored latex, I mean there lovely don’t get me wrong. An orgasm of flavors and bootlace'y goodness , but there not strawberry. What kind of a world is this when we are deceived by those who tend to our confectionary needs. The bootlace industry is the very foundation of our society, if that can no longer be trusted it is no wonder our country is in tatters. Its infuriating to think my beloved Tesco would go to such lengths to produce falsely branded confectionary and what's worse, they put a pink dinosaur on the from to distract from the obvious fatal error they have made. How dare they, as if the likes of the pink dinosaur would associate itself with such a hideous mistake in falsified packaging.

I am outraged.

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