Eat The Damn Grass !!!!

That title was inspired by Kill Rock N Roll by system of the down.

I like that song, it remind me of my friend rob who is listening to it like everyday, he head bangs and stuff. Looking so very happy. Awwhhh bless.... Hope he's having fun in turkey.

I was doing my usual surfing of the internet being me having a very important life on online shopping when i came across an add that read like this ' WE ARE HELPING TO STOP THE CREDIT CRUNCH BY MAKING ALL OUR CLOTHES 70% OFF =D =D' Well it didnt have the equals d faces but there was a smiley lady on it. Excuse me i might be missing something but to stop the credit crunch... The crunch of credit. That big famous black hole that stealing all our money and making us feel crap. To stop this, to save us from this nation wide issue... We have to shop? For things we never needed in the first place. Oh yes of course how silly of me, the answer is so obvious. And the sales are on stuff like toaster waffles and glow in the dark sunglasses. Surely it would be more effective to have 70% off bread or petrol. Jesus christ.

Oh yes i need some opinions from some people, ive decided i want to get into some sort of religon. I want something to say when people ask me if i folllow anything other that hot emo cleaner boys that work at my school ><

Now my choices are as follows; spiritualist or buddhist. Now i chose theise becausee, well it was more because the rest of them had too meany issues around them. Christianity, i have no problem with, its the bible thats sexist and flawed. ( sorry christians too offened your holy book btw). Muslim, i dont agree with your religions veiws on the different roles between man and woman. Jewishness ( ??? ) Urm, id always thought being a jew was something your born into and theres alot of controversey around it and it didnt look that fun anyway. Hindu, blue elephant god ? Okie dokie. Again i dont mean to offened any religons here. Those are just my stupid english reasons.

I like spiritualisum and buddhisum both because neither of them recuire me to belive in any sort of god. ( Win >< ). And no spiritualisum does not mean ghost hunter and buddhisum does not require me too shave all my hair off and become a monk. Sorry.

The Cindytionary.

Chav: Mckenzie, jeans and stryped top. They say the word 'init' when not appropriate and are often found lurking in large groups. Some chavs are okay most are brain dead zombies.

Pikey: Burbery, shout at passsers say things like ' im gunna shank ya blad' even though they are blatently just spotty white twelve year olds wearing trousers that are far to big for them. Do not approach a pickey, they are dangerous WHAT IF THEY HAVE A BUTTER KNIFE !!!!!!!WHAT THEN ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Right now im loving; Dolphin (connor), Ryan&Hannah. Cover Versions ( i recomend punk goes.. collection), The sun( the gassballoffrire not the newspaper) and System of a down.

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...and a bottle of rum.

Guess what im watching?

Awhh man you suck at guessing. Why are you even alive you fail of a human being. Lul, im joking your cool you can stay. Anyway the right answer was harry potter and the philosopher's stone. Thats how uber cool and retro i am.

In complete honisty dont you think Daniel Radcliff fucking hates harry potter. Everytime he walks out of his front door of his million pound mansion of course), goes to the shops, even uses the lift. People go like " Omi God, its harry potter"... " Wow its the boy who lived"..." Hey dude, fought you know who lately". I bet ever now and then he goes a little bit mental like " GO AWAY YOU RETARDS IM NOT HARRY POTTER ITS A CHARACTER YOU JUMP'T UP LITTLE PICKEY"...

Haha, that would be so funny. Im not going to write a blog about harry potter i just thought it would be a good start. Was it? No? Shame. =(

I have a sticky 9 key. What a nazi.

Du know what annoys me? Well of course you dont i havnt told you yet. Its unspecific name calling. You get this mainly from chav's but everyone does it at some point. Calling random strangers or people you know very little about things like 'slag' and 'whore'. Surely you need to know a little bit of personal information befor you can call someone that. You have to be aware that they sleep around or have sex for money.

Me on the other hand if i find myself in a cross the road battle shouting words at random stangers i retort things with some truth to them. Such as shrimp and twat and chavling, also pickey, umpalumpa and genious in a sarcastic tone of course.

All of those can be found out from the simple act of seeing them and hearing them shout things at you. I only really recive comments when i argue back to things like ' my friend (small, ugly, not paying attention) thinks your fit'... or 'fucking emo'... maybe perhaps ' nuurhaapphhh blad' and my particular favourite 'got any crisps'.

In a state of normality, i went to hastings carnival yesterday. That was quite cool. Not the carnival... i didnt see that i was up the west hill drinking. =) But i did watch the fireworks they were pretty. Im getting new straighteners tomorow. Yeeee xD Loving At The Moment; Curly Hair, The Summer, Dolphin/Kingsly/Emily, New Friends, Alcohol and Customizing Clothes.

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