Practise Safe Eating, Use Condiments.

I don’t think you can actually say 'Strawberry boot lasses'. Have you ever had a strawberry?

They don’t taste anything like each other. That’s false advertising. I pay 39p to eat strawberry bootlaces to find there not strawberry at all there a mix of fruity plastic and flavored latex, I mean there lovely don’t get me wrong. An orgasm of flavors and bootlace'y goodness , but there not strawberry. What kind of a world is this when we are deceived by those who tend to our confectionary needs. The bootlace industry is the very foundation of our society, if that can no longer be trusted it is no wonder our country is in tatters. Its infuriating to think my beloved Tesco would go to such lengths to produce falsely branded confectionary and what's worse, they put a pink dinosaur on the from to distract from the obvious fatal error they have made. How dare they, as if the likes of the pink dinosaur would associate itself with such a hideous mistake in falsified packaging.

I am outraged.

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Yee, Im writing in english. No wait, no im not because that would be an infingment on the rules of the school. But i am so Ha.

Were kind of discussing books, i sense some people may lack the capasity tob acctualy discuss books without adding ' oh yeah i can read'. It quite hard to write a blog when music isnt playing and other people are having a good old chat. Blogs tend to become about whatever people are talking about.

I think it must be quite an impress thing to be able to write while everyone is talking and just ignore it all, but between theise thoughts i have sorted on one.

Its bassed on the 'Thought of the day' in my english class.
The quote is as follows

Its is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

Uneducated mind, well dont we all know a few of them, people that when you try to tell something thats different to there own opinion and nto only do they refuse to listen to what you have to say they also feel it appropriate to insult you for having a different opinion of there own. Horrid people.

I feel my creative thought being kind of shrunken by other peoples thoughts. Dont you just hate the momment when your not thinknig about anything in particular and a completely awesome thought comes into your head, then someone talks and the thoughts gone. Millions of brilliant ideas are killed everyday by people getting in other peoples bubbles. Even when they dont intened to i think im going to use my english jornal to write down blog ideas. The only problem is that if i have matrerial to write i wont be bothered to write. Thus is the justice of the world.

I think this blog might be purly about blogging so far lets ask the class for potentail blog topics .. see what they come up with

-'Me' (elliot)
-Witch citris fruit is the best
-About what?
-Is gorden brown a woman
-Men wearing earliner
-Mash potato
-Is stweret little a fugitive
-Bradleys a mong
-Im lost
-Rasisum, a univerrsal langue
-For offical purposes, theise children to not egsist
-And it was written in blood


A few good ones , the rest are crap. The mind of youth aye ?:P

Im bored of this. Baii, ill write another one later on today.

Mandems, Girldems and Dogdems.

Well my dance club went quite well, but they wouldn't leave. They just wouldn't all go. Cindy show us this, Cindy show us that. It was flattering but i had to shoo them out of the building. I really really wanna get paid for it. That would be so epix. I think i did quite well for someone making it up on the spot.

Oh yarr, if you go grove, come to my dance club. Year 7 and 8s can go and anyone in other years that asks me. There are rewards like discos , and sweeties. and such.

Im well Looking forward to going to collage, but im not looking forward to certain things. For instance, i canny wait to stop taking English maths and such. Im well into getting into phycology and what not, seeing Momo round collage, and hopefully having a class with summer. What im not looking forward to is im pretty sure Lucys not going to the same place as me and aarons going Bexhill =(. One thing i don't like about the real world.

Why is bexhill not in the dictionary? Does it not exists. kfdslngldsk <- suggestions for that word include; double-decker, mudslinger and Bangladeshi. What the hell spelling correcteors are bare random ><. But lets be frank i need all the help i can get.

I am king spam-o-lot, i rule the world with an iron fist

and im impartial to politics.

My friend just sent that to me on msn. Weirdo. xD Im doing schizophrenia as my theme in dance GCSE, its good and everything but im researching it and its rather scary disorder. OCD yeah? is not a funny disorder but people have mild ocd or at least like everything to be where they put it or they go nuts , make me laugh.

For instance my friend Hannah ( Hii Hannah) is rather picky about where she puts her stuff so ill move it like a couple of millimetres and she notices every time. It annoys her to no end. Also people that straighten books on the table and then you mess them up on purpose and they flip. Mega lols.

I really realy want to go in icerink, the one underground near the peir. I do realise you can really get in there and your not aloud. but other people manage it. And you get some amazing pictures. I know exactly who id want to come with me, but were not talking at the moment. =?

Anyway i have a dog to walk. Asta.

Loving. Ugly Boots, Christian, Year 11, Pirate Memorabilia xD

Sweet 16, and a Week.

Right just befor i start im going to adress my current mood, because of very unfair actions that have befalled me. But instead of pooring my heart out and making this personal (witch im determened to happen as little as possible).. Im going to speak as Chav/Pikey/Gang*( that means ganagsstar btw) as possible....

Well i az this bare bredrrin. he's like my main mandem and ting and we iz tight , right bruv ? Well that what i tink. Then i find out he be chatting bare ruff chat bout this girldem, know what im saying? i be proper murked up bout it. Not being funny and what not, but fess up yeah? Dont be back bating on the online world , M'kay? Bloody WasteGash.

(sorry if i got any of that wrong, there's only so much you can learn form listening to twats)

Were was i ? ive recently started writing poems again. Coz im gay and coz my english teacher is from canada xD

Heres one i wrote a few days ago...

Standing in Tesco.. (by me, obviously)

Just stop, Take a look around.

Everyone's concentrating, paying no attention

To anything but there shopping lists

Mothers and their pampers

Children and there chewy sweets

Me.Wondering why im holding Tesco value raisins.

How Gay is that :P. They get so much worse though its unbelivable how gay i really am. Utter faggotry that be i :P

I has to make up a dance to teach little kids, and yes i know there 11 and im 16 but theres lots of them and they have big eyes and im frightened.

Well i have to go now, i have an intresting blog coming up about girls. prepare to be intreged,.

Tata for now.

x

Should have watched funny people...

Happy second of september, wel its not particularly but whatever :P

I watched 'The Final Destination' yesterday. And let me now say that one is not impressed. Firstly i succumed to peer pressure and spent half of my bank balance for me and my friend to get in. The final desination movies are based on a good concept but something about film 2-4 annoys me. In the first film the boy had to work out for himself that people were dying in the order that they shoud have died in. Also he had to work out that the people he saved because of his preminition where going to die anyway. In the following films they just typed preminitions in on google and wa-la they already know whats happening, whats going to happen and who its happened to previously. Well excuse me but isnt that kind of cheating. I realise that we already know the general plot line for theise films but theres no reason why the characters of that film should already know aswell. Also i wasn really all that impressed with the latest one. The deaths were all highly pradictable and didnt look the slightest bit realsitic. But thats just my cindy type review. Im not going to add a spoiler because in basic the film runs the same damn track that the rest of them do.

Anyway that annoyed me a bit. What other news do i has... Im a married spud again. Woo. Im also being kicked violently in the head by hannah who is still asleep ( and we didnt see that coming). I havnt quite decided how im going to tell my parentals that my beloved and wildly over priced ipod now looks like its been the victum of a 12 car pile-up. Im the one that payed for it but knowing theem they'll spring there disappointed face on me. with a added sprinkale of i told you so and just a hint of we're never letting you have your own pets.


My house is beginning to annoy me. One of the downsides to the summer holidays (despite being morbidly broke) is that im forced to be in close contact with my family for an extended period of time. And im not to happy with that i couldnt imagine being stuck with annyone for an overly long time. And this is why im not getting married xD. I seem to notice this in other familys ive come to visit, that when being forced to spend mulitble weeks in each others company people tend to get overly adjitated for nump reason (oh yeah i said nump). I dont think seeing your friends makes a difference its kind of nessasery to se people you dont like on a regular basis. It help to makes the moments with people you do like more pleasent.


Oh em gee just read over that, it makes sence but sounds a bit like bare waffle cakes. I know people that chat like that all the time. Dont yu just feel like going 'Blah blah blah blah stupid words'. No? just me. Im stressed i have a headache and hannahs not looking like shes getting up anytime soon. :@


Loving; Not much right now.!!